She announced her abortion via fbk
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
BRING THE BAGELS
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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