I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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