I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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