so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
