what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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