is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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