I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
this hospital has no fireball
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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