found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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