remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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