I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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