I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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