The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can't talk, ducks in the car
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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