Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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