thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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