what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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