Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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