I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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