your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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