shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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