Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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