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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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