she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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