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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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