windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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