Well douche your snatch and let's go!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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