Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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