no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Randomize