It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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