I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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