Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
