Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
