I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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