i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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