I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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