Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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