I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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