i would punch a child for taco bell
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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