All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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