How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Will exercising make me less horny?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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