just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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