It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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