White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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