Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
