if i can run in heels then i can drive
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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