Welp...herpes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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