I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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