I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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