your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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