I love black thongs
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he thought i was a dude.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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