Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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