Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I believe in your delicious
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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