If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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