Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Boobs are out for the taking
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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