I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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