The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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