So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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