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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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